All right, uh, we've gotten off on the wrong foot, obviously. He, um whispers He has Asperger's. Um, I just noticed that you didn't, uh, namaste with the other yogis. You fiddled with the radio and the backup camera didn't work. Just drive the fuck off! I haven't had sex with her yet.
Oh, don't-- please, don't make me laugh. You're the one who's angry, not me. Go ahead because Uber ratings are final, my friend. Which one-- which one you gonna keep? I don't like fuck scent. Three episodes left to go before Curb bows out, quite possibly for the last time I fear, but there are still cameos on the way from Nick Offerman and Judge Judy Sheindlin. She-- she has a strange way of holding silverware like a pencil. Why don't you just try a little namaste and see how it feels? This bus is a very cold, unforgiving place.
You try to, like, make it seem less fancy. What are you writing over there? Eddie, this is our friend Larry. I'm not gonna sit here and leave her at fuckin' part one. You know what I regret the most? Larry irks a hot yoga teacher; has an auspicious first date; and seethes over an encounter with an unfair ride-sharing driver. I'm supposed to go to, um-- sir? The sweat's on the sheets, I have to take my shirt off.
Do-does she know about the fatwa? Like George Costanza in Seinfeld, the protagonist of Curb Your Enthusiasm has a knack for getting himself into uncomfortable situations that end up alienating him from peers and acquaintances. You know what, it's so goddamn hot in there, I don't care. I've seen plenty of pictures of Romanian women. Yeah, well, that's easy, man. Anyway, this car, I-- something happened to my fender or bumper or whatever. Oh, what a fucking asshole.
And she lucky to have him. The conversations just move and move. Let me talk to you real quick. I gave you a five. Man, you gotta say namaste, man.
Or, oh, listen to this-- speaking of taste. Absorbing the energy of the room. That's what the fuck she does. Well, uh, again, I apologize. All right, look, uh, some guy named Greg called for you. This is all your fault! So I have to take it with a grain of salt. You're thinking, maybe, of mountain women.
I'm-- I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding. Does it have to be this hot? Yeah, you like that, huh? I know how it's gonna feel. On the phone, he said a couple of days. I gave you a five. I got, uh, my friend Larry.
Not a lot, but I know some. You know, a couple of things. From a five to a zero. Okay, I am very honest. Bring it by now, as a matter of fact, and we can have it hammered out maybe in the next couple days. There's a problem with the, uh, the fender, like I said, yeah.
If you were gonna fix me up with your sister-- - do you have a sister? I-- I can't do Uber, so just get-- get me an Uber. Why are you having sex in my house? It's the optimal temperature for climaxing. You know, and that was the end of the night, pretty much. Wet pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy. In fact, if I were to go home and get a phone call from a friend, okay? Larry, I haven't heard you s-- - talk this way in a long time. Every single time you deal with a woman with kids, you have a problem.